INTERVIEWING DONALD TRUMP
Claire_Lgnd_dO (aka Claire Amazone) met with Donald Trump at Club Inferno for an interview.
Claire: Welcome Donald and first of all thank you for accepting this interview (smiles)
Donald Trump: Oh Claire, I couldn't help but accept it after seeing your photos. You're so hot and a hot woman like you can't help but get to know me so she can be complete.
Claire: (smiles)
But don't you think you should accept the interview for the opportunity to express your opinions instead of because of the attraction that a woman causes you?
Donald Trump: I don't think so at all. People know me. And a beautiful face with a body like yours deserves to know me and enjoy my company. Shall we have dinner next?
Claire: You're really being a dick. We're not going to dinner at all.
And you're proving the news that says you don't respect women.
Donald Trump: But I respect them, I like riding them, you know, and they like it too. All the girls want me. I'm a macho man.
Claire: I think you're sexist.
Donald Trump: I'm macho and you like it!
Claire: Are you saying we like being grabbed by the pussy?
Donald Trump: Of course you like it (smiles mischievously and moves his hand towards my leg)
Claire: Quiet (I pat him on the hand)
Donald Trump: Oh, you are so skittish! I like girls like that
Claire: Mr. Trump, can't you understand that you are not always the sun that shines?
Donald Trump: No, I can't, because I'm actually better than everyone.
Claire: I would like you to tell me why so many women accuse you of harassment?
Donald Trump: Because they are jealous of those who were my lovers, of course!
Claire: But did you harass?
Donald Trump: I never harass. They are the ones asking for it!
Claire: So, all those women who say you harassed them?
Donald Trump: As a matter of fact, what they wanted was for me to invite them to go out with me like you are going to do.
Claire: Donald, I have no attraction for you.
Donald Trump: That's what you say, and I can't believe you're a lesbian, what you have is a lack of a real man.
Claire: Your stance towards the LGBTQ+ community is very questionable.
Donald Trump: Well, I think they are sick and need to be helped.
Claire: I beg your pardon!
Donald Trump: Of course it is an illness. The normal thing is for the man to ride the female and ram her hard.
Claire: I don't want to get further into this, but I know some girls who would like to peg you (lol)
Donald Trump: That is, moreover, a sin, and outside of God's laws. And it's, moreover, a Latino thing.
We white people are the beacon of civilization. White, straight and normal like me. Gotcha?
Claire: That's why you refused to support the Equality Act, which would ensure civil rights protections covering sexual orientation and gender identity in the same way that they already do for race, disability, and veteran status.
Donald Trump: I also don't agree with the racial part of the Equality Act.
Claire: But they are no different, and you blocked basic job protections for queer people, insisting that employers should be free to fire workers for even suspecting that they might be LGBTQ+
Donald Trump: And I did very well, this bunch of fagots and dykes has to end.
Claire: It seems like a very fascist position to me.
Donald Trump: Whatever you want, but I can make you happy (smiles mischievously)
Claire: Thank you, but I'm happy, already.
Claire: Donald, tell me, how can you only sleep 4 hours a night?
Donald Trump: I have a lot to do. I work a lot, that's why I'm rich, I have an enviable wife and I'm admired by so many. And I have a lot of girls that I give assistance too (smiles mischievously). Furthermore, I am almost super human, in all aspects, especially sexual.
Claire: Is that so?
Donald Trump: Yes, my thing is 6.9 inches (17cm)
Claire: Don't you tell me? I have to introduce you to a friend of mine. But I doubt she wants you (fortunately he didn't want to show me his little dwarf who governs his life)
Claire: What do you think of the war in Ukraine?
Donald Trump: I think that Ukrainian women are very hot and that Putin is a man with his balls in the right place.
Claire: I'll keep the record. We Amazons do not support Putin. It just happens we wear our balls on our chest and I can guarantee you, they are a lot bigger than yours.
We have to finish this interview. And I'm sorry you only think about women and sex all the time.
Good evening, Mr. Trump.
Donald Trump: Hey! Aren't we both going out so I can show you my skills?
Claire: I got up and start laughing out loud at such foolishness.
by Claire_dO
Photos by Zog_dO